
Not a librarian, but still have stacks and piles of checked-out items cluttering up the dining room table, nightstand, entertainment center and most other flat surfaces? As a librarian, overdue fines are not something I worry about generally, except for the unease I feel when I have to alert someone to their massive fines, that is. For you civilians, though, you may find the
Library Elf to be of some assistance. This service, of which the
Chester County Library system is a part of, will alert you of upcoming due dates and recently arrived holds. Better yet, it is fully customizable. You can decide how many days from the due date you want to be alerted, and you can receive emails, RSS feeds, cell phone alerts or all three. You can even add multiple cards to one account for easier family card management. And it is completely free.
The only
caveat is that you will be sacrificing some of the privacy that we here at the library go to great lengths to protect for you. Something, or someone (I'm looking at you
Big Brother), outside of the system is going to be able to see what you have checked-out. If you can live with that, then you may be able to forget paying fines ever again, but you should probably still donate occasionally, right. As far as tasks delegated to elves, this probably falls somewhere between
making shoes while you sleep and
saving you from Orcs. You decide.